So, in the movies, *BAM*, guys are always talking about the girls they’re dating, right? “Oh, she’s so beautiful!” or “I’m so in love!”—it’s like a rom-com script, they’re practically writing it on the spot! But then, in real life, it’s like, “Hey, uh, when did you last see someone?” And they go, “Uhhhh... oh, uh, you mean, *ever*?!” And suddenly, they’re canceling plans because some mysterious “romantic interest” is sick! It’s like they’re living in this weird world where their dating life is a secret mission. *Mission Impossible*—but instead of saving the world, they’re just avoiding talking about the fact they’ve never even *spoken* to a girl! So, where’s the disconnect? Is it because nobody wants to be the *weird guy* who talks about love? Or are we just... *shy*?!