Monday, 17 February 2025

CIA SPY HANDBOOK

 Agent Provocateur – A skilled manipulator who sets the trap, knowing the prey will walk right into it.

Asset – The person you trust with a secret, until they become a liability. Everyone has a price.

Backstop – The backup plan, in case the first one fails. Always a lie, but never too far from the truth.

Black Bag Operation – Breaking and entering with nothing but a set of gloves, a plan, and a lot of excuses.

Burn Notice – The polite way of saying, "We’ve decided you’re no longer useful." Welcome to oblivion.

Brush Pass – A handshake with intent, where nothing is exchanged except silent, cold transactions.

Camp Swallow – Seduction as strategy. The longer the trap is set, the sweeter the bite.

Clandestine Operation – It’s not a secret if you’re not careful, but they’ll make sure you don’t find out.

Clean Skin – No history, no traces, no guilt. Just a blank slate until you’re erased.

Code Name – Because the truth is far too dangerous for anyone to say aloud.

False Flag – When you need to blame someone else for your dirty work. The art of deception with a smirk.

Ferret – They’ll find the cracks you didn’t even know existed. You don’t want them in your files.

Fifth Column – The enemy within, always lurking, always ready to betray, and always unnoticed until it’s too late.

Honeypot – Lure them in with sweetness, then strip them of everything they’ve got.

Honey Trap – A bit of love, a bit of sex, and a whole lot of secrets to be spilled.

In the Cold – Abandoned, ignored, and left to rot in the shadows. Sometimes that’s how the game ends.




Legend – An elaborate lie with a beautiful, well-crafted backstory. You’ll believe it if you’re lucky.

Listening Post – A place where secrets are heard but never shared, and where silence speaks louder than words.

Live Drop – The handoff done with precision, because one moment of hesitation could ruin everything.

Lizard Code – A string of words that mean nothing to anyone, except for the ones who know how to read between the lines.

Mole – Deep underground, with the right cover and the right lie, they know your deepest secrets.

Non-Official Cover (NOC) – The wild card in the pack. Diplomatic immunity doesn’t save you here.

Numbers Station – The whispers of the world, scattered in a sequence only a few can understand.

One-Time Pad – The only encryption that doesn’t need a backdoor because it’s impossible to crack—if you’re lucky enough to have the key.

Paperclip Agent – From enemy to ally, as long as they can help you achieve your goal. Ideology is overrated.

Playback – Turn your agent into a puppet and feed them lies, making them dance to your tune.

Red Cell – Thinking like the enemy, because sometimes that’s the only way you’ll beat them at their own game.

Romeo Spy – Love is the perfect cover when you need to dig deep. The heart is the best hiding place for secrets.

Safe House – A place to hide your secrets, yourself, and occasionally a body or two.

Sleeper Agent – The perfect disguise: quiet, unnoticed, until the moment you call. Then it’s showtime.

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