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 Dear Julie Nolke,

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Allow me to express my profound admiration for your singular comedic talent. Your ability to seamlessly blend razor-sharp wit with a palpable sense of existential dread is, frankly, astonishing. If comedic artistry were an Olympic discipline, you would undoubtedly be garlanded with gold, likely while delivering a self-deprecating quip about its weight.

I have been an avid observer of your work since its inception, and I am compelled to inquire: at what juncture did you recognize your status as the internet's unofficial chronicler of temporal anomalies? It seems plausible that actual time travelers, were they to exist, would be scrutinizing your oeuvre for research purposes.

"Explaining the Pandemic to My Past Self" transcended mere comedy; it functioned as a vital public service.  You masterfully encapsulated our collective bewilderment, denial, and the gradual onset of a pervasive existential crisis with both hilarious and disturbingly accurate precision. Did you, at that time, foresee the creation of a veritable cinematic universe? Because, in essence, you did.

  Subsequently, you gifted us with "Future Julie," the prescient iteration of yourself who possesses knowledge of impending events yet remains frustratingly cryptic – presumably because she understands our propensity for exacerbating any given situation. If the multiverse is indeed a reality, I posit that a parallel timeline exists where you preside over a dystopian survival guide, a publication to which I would eagerly subscribe.

Then followed the "Julie Interviews Important People" era. Witnessing your transition from parodist of serious discourse to interlocutor with the Prime Minister was truly remarkable. I half-expected you to break the fourth wall mid-interview and inquire, "Wait… is this actually happening?" What was that experience like? Did you prepare as you would for a comedic sketch, or did you rely solely on your innate comedic instincts? And, if I may be so bold, did you ever contemplate adopting one of your "Bad Advice" personas simply to gauge the limits of decorum? I, for one, would have found such an experiment highly entertaining.

Throughout your diverse body of work, you have consistently delivered a perfect synthesis of satire, absurdity, and profound philosophical inquiry – akin to a progeny of Monty Python and Black Mirror, nurtured on maple syrup and self-deprecating humor. You do not merely elicit laughter; you provoke thought. And, remarkably, you render the act of thinking amusing.

In summation, this rather verbose missive serves to convey my fervent encouragement for you to continue your particular brand of sorcery. Whether you are navigating the intricacies of time travel, engaging in awkward interviews with world leaders, or simply attempting to navigate the chaos of contemporary existence, your devoted fanbase remains steadfast in its support. The internet is immeasurably enriched by your presence within it.

Sincerely,

A Fan Perhaps Ensnared in a Temporal Loop,

GTA