POP CULTURE: Stupid Icon Dictionary

Stupid Icon Dictionary

😍 Face With Heart Eyes
Interpretation: “I find your visage sufficiently stimulating to override my usual emotional detachment.”
😘 Face Blowing a Kiss
Interpretation: “Here, take this symbolic affection. It costs me nothing, and you seem to need it.”
🥰 Smiling Face With Hearts
Interpretation: “I am either emotionally overwhelmed by your attention or have encountered a puppy.”
💋 Kiss Mark
Interpretation: “Imagine physical affection. I will not elaborate.”
💘 Heart With Arrow
Interpretation: “I have entered the preliminary stages of obsession. Send help or reciprocate.”

😉 Winking Face
Interpretation: “I’m joking, unless you’re into it. In which case, I’m not.”
😏 Smirking Face
Interpretation: “I’ve said something that’s either flirty or mildly predatory. Interpretation is your responsibility.”
😈 Smiling Devil
Interpretation: “I’m dangerous. Or at least I imagine myself to be, from behind a keyboard.”
🔥 Fire
Interpretation: “Either you’re attractive or you’ve posted a gym selfie. I’ve made no distinction.”
🫦 Biting Lip
Interpretation: “My attraction to you is surpassing the threshold of verbal coherence.”

💌 Love Letter
Interpretation: “Please note: my affection is now digitally notarized.”
💕 Two Hearts
Interpretation: “This is mutual, allegedly.”
🌹 Rose
Interpretation: “A digital flower. I spared no expense.”
🥺 Pleading Face
Interpretation: “I am weaponizing vulnerability. Resistance is futile.”
🫶 Heart Hands
Interpretation: “I am being sincere. Against my better judgment.”

🍑 Peach
Interpretation: “Posterior admiration. Freud would be amused.”
🍆 Eggplant
Interpretation: “This is not a vegetable. You know it. I know it. Society weeps.”
💦 Sweat Droplets
Interpretation: “An expression of thirst, both literal and metaphorical.”
👅 Tongue
Interpretation: “I am out of innuendos and now resorting to anatomical references.”
🛏️ Bed
Interpretation: “A subtle invitation to Netflix, minus the Netflix.”

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